Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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