Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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