the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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