Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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