haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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