i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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