it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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