you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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