OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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