ADVERTISEMENT

• (313): View more from Michigan

  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

  Fav 2 933 1147

  share tweet
  

• (831): View more from California

  My boss' voice literally gives me gas

  Fav 5 870 2534

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (518): View more from New York

  i just had sex bonerless

  Fav 84 1931 12513

  share tweet
  

• (440): View more from Ohio

  Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?

  (1-440): View more from Ohio

  because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?

  Fav 20 5686 859

  share tweet
  
• 

  These 25 Rude People Ruined Movies for Everyone Else

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (818): View more from California

  Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"

  Fav 14 3145 977

  share tweet
  

• (314): View more from Missouri

  handjob tips. give me some.

  Fav 78 4913 2109

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

  Fav 19 4965 1939

  share tweet
  

• (509): View more from Washington

  walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.

  Fav 9 6138 1051

  share tweet
  

• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.

  Fav 16 978 1680

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (518): View more from New York

  Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.

  Fav 10 1886 864

  share tweet
  

• (619): View more from California

  Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.

  Fav 8 2325 776

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (210): View more from Texas

  I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.

  Fav 4 1321 822

  share tweet
  

• (240): View more from Maryland

  Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen

  Fav 3 285 425

  share tweet
  

• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT

  Fav 1 34 17

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night

  Fav 0 34 3

  share tweet
  

Randomize