I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm going to jail i love you
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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