69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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