This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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