okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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