Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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