R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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