Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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