So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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