Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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