I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
