As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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