i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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