normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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