So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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