i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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