I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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