There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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