The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Green mimosas i think yes
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up under a house in Key West
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