I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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