Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize