Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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