Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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