He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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