Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
