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We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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