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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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