is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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