im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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