VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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