But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
