as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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