You just made me feel so damn special
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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