as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She told me I should be a condom model.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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