Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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