ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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