are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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