it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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