? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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