Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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