This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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