so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
