i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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