This girl is more easily done than said...
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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