Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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