I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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