Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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