HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
