So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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