I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can't turn off my feet"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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