Don't you send me to vm
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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