he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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