what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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