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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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